(classic Boys Classic) Home Depot

[BEANTOWNJIM]

BOYS THIS IS FUNNY AS HELL I CANT STOP LAUGHING EVERYTIME I THINK ABOUT IT.I WAS IN THE HOME DEPOT TODAY IN SOUTH BOSTON I HAD TO PICK UP A COUPLE OF 2X4'S. I SAW THIS HAITIAN GUY WALKING TOWARDS ME AT FIRST I THOUGHT THE F-CKING GUY WAS GOING TO REACH FOR MY WALLET SO I WATCHED HIM AS HE PASSED ME.THE NEXT THING I KNEW HE WAS ON THE GROUND YELLING THAT HE FELL AND HURT HIS BACK THERE WERE 3 2X4S ON THE GROUND I SAW THEM BUT DIDNT THINK ANYTHING OF IT.BOYS THE F-CKING HAITIAN IS YELLING AND SCREAMING IN PAIN I KNOW HE WAS FAKING BUT I DIDNT WANT TO GET INVOLVED.WITHIN SECONDS THERE WAS A MANAGER FROM HOME DEPOT WANTING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED I GUESS HOME DEPOT GETS SUED A LOT BY SCAMMERS THIS F-CKING GUY WAS FAKING I NEVER SAW HIM FALL ON THE WOOD I KNOW HE TOOK A DIVE.

BOYS TO MAKE A LONG STORY SHORT THE HAITIAN SAYS TO THE MANAGER THIS GUY MEANING ME SAW ME FALL OH MY BACK IS KILLING ME THE AMBULANCE CAME AND EVERYTHING.I TOLD THE MANAGER I THINK THIS F-CKING HAITIAN IS FAKING I NEVER SAW HIM FALL I JUST HEARD THE F-CKING NIGERIAN YELLING LIKE CRAZY AND NO WAY WAS I GOING TO HELP HIM HE MIGHT SUE ME FOR MOVING HIM THE WRONG WAY.THE HAITIAN SAYS TO THE MANAGER GET THAT MANS NAME ME I KNOW HE SAW ME FALL.NO F-CKING WAY AM I GETTING INVOLVED I TOLD THE MANAGER MY NAME IS (KEN WEITZNER) I WAS CAUGHT OFFGAURD AND ACTUALLY GAVE HIM MY REAL CELL PHONE NUMBER. I TOLD THE MANAGER I DIDNT SEE A THING THEN I RAN OUT OF THE STORE LIKE BULLET BOB HAYES IMAGINE ME TESTIFING FOR SOME HAITIAN SCAMMER :WTF:

BOYS THERE ARE SCAMMERS EVERYWHERE AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE ONLY AT THE EOG BOY WAS I WRONG.

I AM STILL LAUGHING AT THE GUY CRYING ON THE GROUND IN PAIN AND ASKING ME TO HELP HIM YEH RIGHT BEANTOWNJIM HAS SEEN IT ALL OVER THE YEARS I CAN SPOT A SCAMMER A MILE AWAY.I TOLD THE MANAGER TO GET THE CREW OVER HERE WITH THE ELECTRIC SWEEPER AND SWEEP THIS CROOK OPUTSIDE HES MAKING TO MUCH NOISE.F-CKING FUNNY STUFF:Carcajada::Carcajada:

 

[BEANTOWNJIM]

BOYS I WORKED AS A UNION IRONWORKER AND WE WOULD KNOW A DAY A HEAD OF TIME WHEN THE WORK WAS SLOWING DOWN AND WE WERE GOING TO GET LAID OFF.SO I HAVE SEEN GUYS FAKE INJURIES BEFORE TO COLLECT WORKERS COMP BUT I HAVE NEVER SEEN A HAITIAN FALL IN HOME DEPOT AND SAY I AM A WITNESS I WENT IN TO BUY A COUPLE OF 2X4'S NOT F-CK AROUND WITH SOME HAITIAN I HOPE THE F-CKING GUY DOESNT DO ANY VOODOO ON ME AND PUT A SPELL ON ME.I'LL BET HOME DEPOT WILL PAY THIS GUY JUST TO KEEP HIM QUITE AMN HE WAS YELLING LIKE CRAZY I THOUGHT THE F-CKING GUY GOT SHOT.:lolBIG:

 

[bulldogboogers]

yea Beantownjim i hear ya !! my wife has worked for a major grocery store chain for over 20 years......and 15 of those years as a district manager of up to 38 stores in california. she says the slip and falls happen all the time,...... not that it doesn't happen for real because sometimes it does, she thinks 75% of them are staged. her company most of the time settles out of court for about 10k !!:nopityA:

 

[woodypaige]

If they contact you just tell them that the dude faked the fall. He won't get shit.

 

[bulldogboogers]

and as far as that voodoo shit goes...............ya need to get some garlic and put it on a string and hang it around your neck, that will wart of any spell that cat has probably put on you. but you need to do it in the first 24 hours. good luck !!

 

[djking]

don't they have cams in every aisle?

 

[bulldogboogers]

don't they have cams in every aisle?

i don't think they do in the lumber aisles, who in there right mind would try and steal 2x4's .......... but these days ya never know.:toast:

 

[RoofTop]

Was this before or after you stole his dog?